It was a sad thing, and not what I had ordered. I had ordered something green and blue and alive. What I got was a ring of brown, dried flowers. So much for using an 800 number to order a floral arrangements. The florist had been defensive when I looked at it. She informed me, in response to my puzzled expression, “It’s what everyone’s ordering this se…
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